a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
It’s been a while since I’ve had to write an academic paper that wasn’t for an art class. And even then, we’d written enough smaller things and what-not in the class where I had somewhat of a familiarity with writing academically. And now I’m stuck with this paper, not a huge one, but still its 1 out of 3 papers we have for the class, and I’m completely stuck. I made an outline of ideas - I know what I’m supposed to write about, what I’m going to write about, I’ve read the sources more than once, and if I had to have a discussion about it in class I could do that.
But for some reason I cannot find the written words to write this paper. I’ve been working on this since I met with the professor for office hours yesterday at 3, and I just cannot seem to connect the ideas or express them eloquently.
Like, I could make a list of ideas and themes and stuff, but I’m struggling writing an actual paper, like what is happening to me?
It’s due at 2 and I have a class right beforehand at 12:30 so I have to get this done at noon, and I have no idea what to do because, fuck, I can’t write? Like I think about the material but have no words for them? It’s weird, I don’t know how to describe it and it’s screwing me over and I just want to curl up into a ball and cry because this hasn’t happened to me before and I don’t know what to do and I feel like a failure because I’m struggling so much.
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.